Float on, horror fans! 4.5 red balloons out of 5
Guest Post by Rhiannon (who doesn’t give star ratings so ?? out of ?? – anarchy)
Mr Sandman, bring me a dream! Ba-da-dum-dum. Make me a horror movie, best I’ll ever see! Ba-da-dum-dum.
3 out of 5 Black Zodiac horoscope columns
Thirteen Ghosts? More like, thirty thousand wildest dreams come true!
* * * 3 out of 5 eyeliner pencils