Guest Post by Rhiannon (who doesn’t give star ratings so ?? out of ?? – anarchy)
Mr Sandman, bring me a dream! Ba-da-dum-dum. Make me a horror movie, best I’ll ever see! Ba-da-dum-dum.
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3 out of 5 Black Zodiac horoscope columns
Thirteen Ghosts? More like, thirty thousand wildest dreams come true!
Open wide – come inside
V/H/YES! 4 out of 5 young housebreakers
Sweet Jesus – aim low kids, aim so low that no one will even notice if you don’t make it
1.5 out of 5 stickmen
I don’t know if it’s horror, but I liked it!
3 out of 5
* * * 3 out of 5 eyeliner pencils