Guest Post by Rhiannon (who doesn’t give star ratings so ?? out of ?? – anarchy)

Mr Sandman, bring me a dream! Ba-da-dum-dum. Make me a horror movie, best I’ll ever see! Ba-da-dum-dum.

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3 out of 5 Black Zodiac horoscope columns

Thirteen Ghosts? More like, thirty thousand wildest dreams come true!

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V/H/YES! 4 out of 5 young housebreakers

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Sweet Jesus – aim low kids, aim so low that no one will even notice if you don’t make it

1.5 out of 5 stickmen

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I don’t know if it’s horror, but I liked it!

3 out of 5

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