Guys, I’ve got you sorted. I get it, alright? Sometimes you want to know if a film is worth the risk of an illegal download. Like, what if you get caught and have to go to jail and wear sanitary pads on your feet because prison showers probably have a lot of bacteria swimming around in them because we, as a country, have an incredibly fucked up legal system that includes sub-fucking-par health and hygiene standards? But, like, what if that happens and the film wasn’t even good?! Man, you’d be so pissed. And another (but, you know, probably not equally) God-awful thing is leaving the house. For anything. You deffo don’t want to risk doing that for no good reason.
WARNING: This blog post discusses rape.
An origin story of Jen, my new favourite superhero.
In today’s episode of Shit I Wish I Never Saw, I bring to you a carefully curated collection of the best cursed images online. We make a departure from my usual horror media reviews and instead take a trip into the terrifying depths of the world wide web. Have /r/eyebleach open in a new tab ready for the cure, because I’m about to ruin everything.
How do you feel about being punched in the face and in the heart over and over again? How do you feel about filicide? How do you feel about growing up, finding a career, getting married, buying a house, having kids, growing old and losing your edge? Well, my friends, if you don’t know the answers to these questions yet, you will by the end of Mom and Dad (2017).
A tale of a ghost in the attic… that was a nice trip into 1940’s England, but didn’t spook me
Much has been written about the triumph of the horror genre in 2017. In terms of box office sales, it was one of the most successful for horror in decades. Continue reading “Floria Sigismondi Brings Horror to The New York Times”
“What is the point of making the first 3D found footage horror movie if it’s just gonna suck?”
A gripping novel that takes a long hard look at death right in its stinkin’ eye, ayuh
Three Billboards is genius… heartbreaking and sickly funny genius.